May 2009
7 posts
Don't resist and don't complain!
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there,...
Today's lesson
Daddy’s car in the woods
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed
the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. ‘Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s...
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) - On...
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game,
she doesn’t sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it’s...
I’m at home
April 2009
3 posts
Jim Bell's Wordpress Blog →
http://jimbellofbelmont.wordpress.com/
August 2008
1 post
Testing Tumble.app on the iPhone
Let’s see if this works!!!!
November 2007
2 posts
NEW - Miracle Cure!
NEW - Miracle Cure! · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine. White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell...
September 2007
1 post
Best Kiwi joke in a long time ……
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at
4am by the telephone.
“Hillen, it?s the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
hour but
there is an emurgency! I’ve just received word thet the Durex
fectory en
Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the intire New
Zulland...
August 2007
5 posts
July 2007
3 posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KaBstIKXw0&eurl=http://dvorak.org/blog/
jim bell can be contacted at:-
bellfamilyofbelmont@bigpond.com
or
bell.family@hunterlink.net.au
website
http://www.users.bigpond.com/bellfamilyofbelmont/
House_was_completely_frozen_in_ice →
After a harsh blizzard this house was completely frozen in ice.
Look at the 10th photo down!
June 2007
14 posts
Use mail.app to post to tumblr
ABC Video ==Real Audio = Shipwreck →
Real audio to download
Coal ship runs aground on Newcastle beach. 08 Jun... →
April 2007
2 posts
March 2007
1 post
What I'm doing this week.
I’m Working at getting to know how to post on YouTube as well as continuing with the house painting.
I May be able to put up pics and embed them from YouTube :)
February 2007
2 posts
Jim Bell's Show Off Page
First attempt at Tumblr