May 2009
7 posts
Don't resist and don't complain!
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home-owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there,...
May 30th
Today's lesson
Daddy’s car in the woods Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. ‘Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s...
May 27th
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) - On...
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s...
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I’m at home
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April 2009
3 posts
Apr 30th
Jim Bell's Wordpress Blog →
http://jimbellofbelmont.wordpress.com/
Apr 29th
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August 2008
1 post
Testing Tumble.app on the iPhone
Let’s see if this works!!!!
Aug 13th
November 2007
2 posts
NEW - Miracle Cure!
NEW - Miracle Cure! · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine. White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell...
Nov 11th
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September 2007
1 post
Best Kiwi joke in a long time …… Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. “Hillen, it?s the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emurgency! I’ve just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the intire New Zulland...
Sep 16th
August 2007
5 posts
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July 2007
3 posts
Jul 8th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KaBstIKXw0&eurl=http://dvorak.org/blog/ jim bell can be contacted at:- bellfamilyofbelmont@bigpond.com or bell.family@hunterlink.net.au website http://www.users.bigpond.com/bellfamilyofbelmont/
Jul 4th
House_was_completely_frozen_in_ice →
After a harsh blizzard this house was completely frozen in ice. Look at the 10th photo down!
Jul 1st
June 2007
14 posts
Jun 25th
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Jun 14th
Use mail.app to post to tumblr
Jun 14th
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Jun 7th
ABC Video ==Real Audio = Shipwreck →
Real audio to download
Jun 7th
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Coal ship runs aground on Newcastle beach. 08 Jun... →
Jun 7th
April 2007
2 posts
Apr 25th
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March 2007
1 post
What I'm doing this week.
I’m Working at getting to know how to post on YouTube as well as continuing with the house painting. I May be able to put up pics and embed them from YouTube :)
Mar 30th
February 2007
2 posts
Feb 26th
Jim Bell's Show Off Page
First attempt at Tumblr
Feb 26th